Introduction

Many years ago after watching a horrific movie, I wrote a short review on Myspace, where it received a whopping .5 out of 10. (looking back, that was generous)

The system in which I rated the film was with a currency known as "Bat Poo Burritos." -Stemming from a joke I had made in that blog.

For posterity's sake, I may post that review again, eventually.

Hence, Jeff's Burrito Review, the place in which I will discuss most things in life. Some things trivial, some of consequence.

A few disclaimers-

I consider myself to be seriously sarcastic. Be prepared.

I will, most likely, offend someone. Be prepared.

I will, at some point, review some burritos. Be excited.